Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
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I simply cannot this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- I really need to change my habits
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what here was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of chickens came out over a building. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe what just happened. Seriously, I think I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?